New evening classes for men

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME

CLASSES ARE OPEN TO MEN ONLY


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
The course covers two days and topics


DAY 1
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide projection

TOILET ROLLS – DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round the table discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY THEMSELVES TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate amongst a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other – Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting “It’s not there!”, “You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
Powerpoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL-PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role play

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available


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One Response to “New evening classes for men”

  1. Pat the Chooks Says:

    Just one of those things that appeared at work … in the kitchen.


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